Tuesday, July 31, 2012

The Cure For What Ails Ye

What would have been bad is if Johhny's Gang had forfeited on Monday as they threatened when we got to the field.

We needed a laugher in the worst way. Two game losing streak, so unConehead like. The brutal loss by JFT Sunday night.

And there they were: the perfect patsies, Johnny's 1-9 Gang with 9 players, and no one that could stop balls in the gap (of course the only play they made all night was the third baseman on my liner in the first, I have never seen anyone leap that high on a ball I hit).

We were just that close to setting a team record for the number of players hitting for the cycle, but no one could quite do it in the end. Sting was a double short, Chuck, Markley, and Lefty a homer, and Ol' G a triple. So it goes in a 31-4 win. Everyone had at least two hits (even late D), everyone scored and everyone drove in a run. Ol' G broke out of his slump in a big way, sealing it with a home run his last time up. Sting hit line drives and a monster shot, and played second base in that last flip flop inning like he was 22 again. D took out his frustration from the night before on the ball - it must have been flattened after his blast. Lefty just hit a beautiful opposite field line drive on the left field line. Heffe hit the ball hard every time. Chuck was a nuisance, only making an out on a sac fly, Gene was the only one with two doubles, Markley had the only perfect game at 4-4 line shots all to right, Larry slicing the ball this way and that, and Greg and Joe and Don were steady as well. And Don! I don't think you missed Joe once on the mound!

I'm not going to tell you that Cal Bronco lost to the Old Scouts and we are in a virtual tie for first. We don't know how to handle success. So pretend I didn't. We play better when we don't know or don't care.

The mood in the annual birthday pizza-at-the-field night was downright jovial, even hilarious. Probably a good thing we were a little light on the beer - we might just still be there.

Can't keep a good Conehead down (in some cases it takes an implanted rod). Aereolas next, Thursday.

Milestones:

Don         40 sf (#2)
Larry       650 h (#5)
Gene       80 2b (#5)
Don         350 r (#8)
Sting        300 rbi (#12)
Gerry       50 2b (#13)
Sting        600 ab (#13)
Sting        150 g (#14)

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