I have had problems in both shoulders since last summer, the first serious softball injuries I have ever had.
Since I am continually in denial and want to at least start the upcoming season on all my teams, I decided to forego surgery until my arms fall off. Instead, Friday, I had cortisone shots in both shoulders.
I asked the doc, "But will my balls shrink to the size of raisinettes?"
He answered, "It's not that kind of steroids."
I guess I won't hit 73 HRs this season like Barry Bonds.
Damn.
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