Pick a Bale of Cotton

I can't believe I haven't posted for Transdyn since the first time we beat the Ringers. Almost a month ago.

I'm a little leery to start now. Superstitious and all. Because, we haven't lost since then, seven in a row, and stand on the brink of coming back from a 1-3 start to claim the regular season Cotton this Tuesday.

Including two forfeits in a row, first the conventional variety. Our opponents the Ballers got in a fight the week before and one of their best players was suspended, and their response was...don't show up the next week and don't have to courtesy to tell the other team. BP for Bonzos. That would be us, the Bonzos. they were the Bozos in this case.

Then in one of the most bizarre results ever, we played the Blue Dots, long time adversary. They showed up with a well known tournament pitcher, who may or may not also be on the roster of a C league team that played before us on another field. He was doubledipping on a night when the Blue Dots needed a pitcher. Mario, the teammate that doubles as a field monitor on his nights off, and who was sitting out with a sore back, was all over it and in my ear. "If you call it before the fourth inning it's a forfeit." Well I don't want to win that way. This team will come back and smother them.

I learn from the head ump Rusty (who also happens to either be listed on their roster or was until this year) that if I call the pitcher out after the fourth, he is out every time he comes up to bat, and he is tossed out of the game. We aren't scoring - by the top of the sixth we are down 5-2. My resolve is weakening. The pitcher comes up in a potential rally, and I say toss his ass. We hold but still can't score enough, and lose 6-3.

Except not. The fun was just beginning. Apparently the Blue Dot coach was suspended for two games over these shenanigans, and in his plea bargain, he trades the game for lifting the suspension, and we have a forfeit and our winning streak is intact.

That made the next week's game with the first place Ringers ever so important. Beat them by 3+ runs, and we hold the tiebreaker and if both teams win out, we win by that tiebreaker.

We tore them apart. We jumped on them for five in the first and when they crept back to 8-5 after five, we put up five and then nine in the last inning to win going away 22-8. It was the statement game we had waited for. Mario made a great grab on a line shot to second. Jas, D, and Rams all had four hits, and Cage had a double and a triple for the minicycle.

Then last week we continued the trend. In the first we batted around plating seven. The big blow was a massive bomb by D to make it 3-0 but we didn't stop there. We followed up with six straight hits to get four more runs.

However then we stopped hitting. The Ballers had re-tooled, and there were some new faces we had not seen before. Sir Guy kept it somewhat in check - he struck out two in the fourth. Somewhere in there Cage threw out a guy at home. But aided by some shaky defense, they closed it to 7-6 by the bottom of the fifth. Cage got to second on a wild throw with two outs, and the Ballers made a bad mistake. D had followed his home run with a much harder hit ball in the second, but it was right at the right fielder playing at the fence. So up he strode and they put him on to, presumably set up the force everywhere except home. To get to Hama. Now I understand walking D, but to get to Hama? Really? And then they played him shallow. particularly up the middle. He promptly put on an upswing and the ball carried and carried, and hit the very top of the fence in straightaway center! It careened back to the field, so he ended up with just a double but it gave us back a three run lead.

In the last inning, the Ballers managed to tie it up but we held it there with about three minutes left on the clock. Pauly strode up, determined to get the winning rally started. And Heffe and Chopper followed suit to get the bases loaded with no outs. Tom could not quite hit a deep enough fly ball to win it, but in fitting fashion, our next hope was super-sub Mark. He has been a trooper - it's tough to come onto a team full of injuries and contribute to it, only to be told that guys don't lose their spots due to injuries, and with regulars coming back, we had to tell him he has to stay a sub. And then of course we had to call him last minute once again this night. And what does he do but hit a sinking liner that the center fielder can't quite get to, and we win the game, and remain tied for first. nice job, Rook!

So it sets up the grudge match with the Blue Dots with regular season cotton on the line. They will be gunning for us - the last game was not pretty. The reason they even used the illegal player was that they apparently have been devastated by injuries, and they also got permission to add 'emergency' players. They gonna be loaded for bear, or at least Transdyn!

Should be fun.

Milestones:
6/10
Cage         20 3b (#4)
Pauly        300 h (#8)
Rams        250 ab (#19)

6/17
Jas            250 h (#11)

What a Difference a Year Makes

Something is wrong this season, and it's only game two.

Last season, we were left wondering what happened to us as we dropped the first two games, 6-5 and 15-12 to St. Mo's and the Waitlisters, respectively. Bad baserunning in one game and no hitting in the other. Did we get old that fast?

The Waitlisters rode that game to the regular season championship. Well we know what happened the rest of the season, despite some unevenness and the first game loss in the playoffs, we took the Cotton away from every other team - thanks to losing the first we beat every other team in the tournament on our way to the third straight Orinda Championship and seventh overall.

And by the looks of our first two games, we have not looked back. We scored 68 runs in the first couple, and this is now when there are no more nine inning games to fatten the stats. You could say, well last week was the Usual Victims...er Suspects, and they look to be worse than ever.

But the first game was against Bay Alarm nee Pennini's, who tied with Cal Gaels, Old Scouts and us in second place last year at 8-3. The game featured not one but two Conehead rallies (nine and twelve runs) and one thing that it really showed is that our outfielders know how to play the turf better than anyone else - numerous balls bounced over Alarmed fielders to give us lots of extra bases.

Sting had a three run bomb and Chuck hit a salami among his four hits, but the hitting star was Ol'd G. Thanks to Joe stopping him at third the first time when he could have walked home, G hit three triples to set a Conehead single game record. At least in the MCE (Modern Conehead Era i.e. Heffinator stats, which goes back to 2002). Yes - I looked it up. There were a few that hit two (including your truly) and some that hit two multiple times (including Larry and Chopper). But the team  rarely hit more than three in a game, and G wiped them all off the record books with his performance against Bay Alarm. Tied Chuck for a game high five RBIs as well.

Honorable mentions for game balls go to Derek, who had a perfect five hits that might have been triples turned into singles, and Bruce who slashed four line shots of the kind we are getting used to, one a tweener that resulted in a home run. Haz also went yard.

The Bonehead award for the game goes to the entire Bay Alarm team for going ballistic over a runner called out for not tagging up in the middle innings. Granted, the ump completely blew the call, he must have been looking at the third base coach. However give him some credit - the coach definitely failed to tag up. And in their hotheaded defense - the game was still somewhat close, heat of the moment and all that. Still, partly because Bay Alarm completely lost it, it helped turn things against them. After that we stepped on the accelerator with our second Conehead inning to pull away.

In the Usual Suspect game...well what can we say. It was 13-0 before they came up to bat, and 22-2 after two. The ump even gave us two runs - we scored forty, but the ump had it down as a final of 42-3. Sting had two homers and five RBIs after his second at bat in the first inning, albeit one was of the Conehead variety. That alone would have won the game.

Markley was a perfect 5-5 with seven RBIs. Our new power hitter Chuck had another bomb, this one for three RBIs among four more hits. Gene turned in five RBIs along with Sting, and Lefty also was a perfect 5-5. All together nine players had four or five hits, everyone had at least three and scored at least twice, and drove in a run. You couldn't really pad your stats in this game - everyone did.

Comic relief was provided by yours truly when we improved the outfield by putting Chuck and me in the middle. I did my best Sting impression - watched a ball that I thought was right at Chuck but tailed more toward me, as it split us for a Suspect third run. Larry won't talk to me any more as it ruined his ERA. But at least Derek kept his scoreless inning streak going in the final inning (after the JFT shutout with Joe in Italy) - perhaps because he got the Suspects to hit away from RC where I was camped. Had 'smores too while I watched everyone else catch balls to end the game. They were delicious.

Milestones:
6/9:
Sting          50 hr (#2)
Chuck       20 gw (#2)
Joe            1200 ab (#3)
Ol' G         350 rbi (#12)

6/16
D              350 ab (#18)
Lefty         150 rbi (#19)
Markley    250 ab (#21)
Markley    100 r (#22)

Joeless Shoo, Jack

There was not a lot to say about last week's JFT game, but when I thought of this title I knew I had to write something.

As in we just shooed away Crazy 88's, slaughtering them 15-0 in six innings, without Joe. Good thing we ended it early as it was 102 degrees at game time.

Two things of note: One is that Derek continued his mastery of opponents, tossing the shutout. Not exactly Pinky's lineup, but a shutout is a shutout in slowpitch, ever so rare. Joe came back just in time to save his job I think, and he still has his shoes. The coach is pretty ruthless, I hear...but wait, he is the coach, never mind, his spot on the bump is safe.

Two is that Nomah went on sabbatical on top as interim Manager at 2-0. Rumor is he will be back for one more game so we can still blow it for him. And as usual he went 2-2 in the batter's box. He did make an out but it was a Sac Fly so that doesn't count.

Along with Nomah the bottom of the order carried us this game. Between them Randy, Johnny, Chopper, Nomah and Haz made only one other out - totals were 11 for 13 with 2 doubles, 10 runs, and 7 RBIs.

Bruce and Chuck (3 RBIs) also contributed three hits.

Milestones:
Chuck        450 ab (#1)
Knight        20 gw (#1)
Knight        150 rbi (#2)
Nomah       20 2b (#5)

Ownage

In a game that wasn't as close as the score, JFT took down the twice defending champion Pinky's 17-9 last Sunday. At the half way point in the season, we have a two game lead on them, and having played them three times in the first seven weeks, won the season series 2-1 and so own the tiebreaker. We also put them in third place a half game behind the Coronas.

Them's the facts.

Here is the story:

You know it's your night when Randy hits a ball ten feet in front of the plate and the pitcher and catcher look at it assuming like most balls hit that well, it will have back spin on it and will roll foul. But not this night. It settles and everyone is safe, and we score a bunch more runs in our eight run Conehead inning in the fourth to essentially put the game out of reach.

You know it's your night when Lefty hustles into two over the shoulder running catches and makes all three outs in one of our shutdown innings.

You know it's your night when Johnny Steele plasters one over the left fielder's head for a two run homer. Pinky's is the team with the power guys, and Johnny is traditionally not our power hitter, but tradition was damned Sunday night.

The unsung hero was D, with the pressures of: pick your poison: Pitching against his tournament friends and teammates, while mired in a batting slump. Filling in for nominally one of the best softball pitchers in these parts, on vacation in Italy. And we know the Stink Eye can easily cross oceans. He had Pinky's eating out of his hand, and that is the real story. We had them at 17-4 after four innings, and only because we stopped hitting after that did we not slaughter rule them. D mixed up the flat knuckley stuff and some high cheese to keep them off balance the whole game.

The other hero was Bruce, who keeps raising the bar in his performance. He went 3-3 and led the game with four RBIs. Lefty added three slashing line drive hits including the only other extra base hit, a double. Also we had a return of old JFTer Mario, who added a couple of clutch hits..

All this and Reggie surprised us by getting back in town from his Reno tournament in time to play. Really quite a perfect night of softball.

Of course we know that the true test lies ahead in the playoffs, and ownage in this case only counts for that night. But it has a small meaning in that this greatly increases the chance of having the vest seeding for the playoffs, and more importantly, we know we can take these guys down. 

Milestone:

Chuck        200 r (#1)